I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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