After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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