Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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