Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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