at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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