Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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