yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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