who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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