Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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