Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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