Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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