Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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