Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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