rhymes with "ouble enetration"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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