He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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