We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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