They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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