she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
