So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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