It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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