his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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