You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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