I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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