He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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