Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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