I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
