ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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