absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
