Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
