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(205): View more from Alabama

but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

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(305): View more from Florida

I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

(1-305): View more from Florida

Seriously?

(305): View more from Florida

100%

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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(602): View more from Arizona

Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?

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(407): View more from Florida

If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex

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