Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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