Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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