so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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