how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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