There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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