so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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