We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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