I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
