Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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