Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Idk if I want to put a bra on
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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