that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
