Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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