Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
