I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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