its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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