So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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