I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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