I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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