For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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