Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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