People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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go home
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
