Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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