I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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