it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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