well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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