Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Your penis caused this!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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