the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
