garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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