I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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