Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
